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is changing into an increasing number of of a recognized situation, with American shoppers losing practically 40% of the meals they purchase, in keeping with the Pure Assets Protection Council. Why, then, are hot-dog makers and hot-dog-bun bakers not doing their half?
Scorching canine, says Heinz Ketchup Canada in a brand new video, typically are available in packs of 10, whereas hot-dog buns often are available in teams of eight. (I’d argue their numbers. I do not all the time see 10/eight groupings, however there is no denying they by no means appear to match up.)
Why cannot Large Bun and Large Canine get collectively on this?
Steve Martin’s character within the 1991 movie Father of the Bride made this level 30 years in the past, with totally different numbers.
“I need to purchase eight sizzling canine and eight sizzling canine buns to go along with them,” Martin’s character stated whereas tearing buns out of a bundle on the grocery store. “However nobody sells eight sizzling canine buns. They solely promote 12 sizzling canine buns. So I find yourself paying for 4 buns I do not want. So I’m eradicating the superfluous buns.”
Now, Heinz Ketchup Canada is getting concerned on this decades-long battle.
Along with the video, the corporate posted an internet petition urging “Large Bun” and “Large Wiener” (!) to get collectively and put 10 sizzling canine in a bundle and 10 buns in a bundle.
The net petition hasn’t actually let the canine out — but. As of this writing Tuesday afternoon, simply over 900 individuals had signed. However their feedback confirmed the difficulty has bugged quite a lot of hot-dog eaters for lots of years.
“100% in for this,” wrote one petition signer. “It has been so annoying operating out of buns over time. Then to resort to bread slices in a pinch. Simply is not the identical.”
Stated one other, “I agree — nonetheless one of many stupidest issues on earth! Not less than give extra buns than sizzling canine — grilled buns with a little bit of garlic butter are nice for garlic bread!”
Heinz, in fact, makes neither sizzling canine nor buns, however ketchup, a condiment many individuals use on sizzling canine and plenty of assume ought to by no means come wherever close to a sizzling canine. In reality, the Nationwide Scorching Canine and Sausage Council simply got here out to say “solely youngsters ought to eat their sizzling canine with ketchup.”
Perhaps a brand new petition is on the grill?