I don’t need to actually get into the Caps-Rangers stuff. It’s silly and ugly and caveman and makes it exhausting to recollect for somebody like me why we even trouble to observe the sport within the first place.
So right here’s one thing to contemplate. All of the folks you noticed on Twitter final evening who wished to say that deep down, followers love this, it’s why they watch hockey, it’s what makes it nice, think about what the adjectives could be if an NBA recreation began with three simultaneous fights
Right here’s a pattern of what I believe you’d see:
I’ll depart it at that.