MENLO PARK, CALIFORNIA (The Borowitz Report)—In a petition signed by a staggering variety of the platform’s customers, tens of millions are asking Fb to ban their relations.
The signatories to the petition praised Fb for its choice to ban the net rants of Donald J. Trump, however argued that the transfer “doesn’t go far sufficient.”
“A serious supply of conspiracy theories, misinformation, and hate-mongering nonetheless exists on Fb—particularly, our relations,” the petition learn.
Though the signatories stated that they’d already taken steps to dam their relations, they declared that it was “Fb’s accountability to maintain them from irritating different customers.”
Responding to the petition, Fb’s C.E.O., Mark Zuckerberg, stated that, quite than banning the objectionable relations, he would refer the choice to the corporate’s Oversight Board.
The board, nonetheless, tossed the choice again into Zuckerberg’s courtroom, because the members requested him to ban their very own horrible relations.