We knew it was solely a matter of time, did not we?
We have been listening to the rumors for years and we have been witnessing the decline of his 4 marriages on tv for weeks now.
And but: It nonetheless comes as a shock, does not it?
It nonetheless appears stunning that Kody Brown has lastly taken on a fifth partner.
Over the previous array of Sunday nights, TLC viewers have watched one spouse after one other complain about Kody.
Christine has said she’s jealous virtually on a regular basis because of her uncommon romantic association.
Meri has mentioned the connection is lifeless and over and Kody simply admitted the two never make love anymore.
Heck, even Robyn, the youngest of Kody’s wives and his presumed favourite, does not sound completely completely happy to be a part of a plural marriage today.
“I used to be feeling, like, unhealthy. I used to be feeling not proper,” the Sister Wives star advised Us Weekly a pair days in the past about Kody spending a lot time at her home amid the COVID-19 pandemic.
“This isn’t honest. I imply, I selected this way of life for a purpose and when issues are out of whack, it bothers me.”
“I’ve misplaced numerous sleep due to it. And I don’t perceive the alternatives which might be being made so far as our household is worried, however I’ve to respect them… I do really feel unhealthy and it’s made the entire household expertise actually onerous.”
So, like we have mentioned earlier than, all of the Sister Wives appear miserable.
Which should make Kody depressing.
Which simply explains why he is as soon as once more expanded his quick household.
Sure, Kody has as soon as once more gotten married — in a non secular sense, that’s.
In line with nameless sources, the fifth spouse is known as Bonnie Dwyer.
She is 40 years previous, making her even youthful than Robyn and sure sparking much more jealousy between the spouses.
“Kody was searching for somebody vibrant, somebody nonetheless of child-bearing age in case he desires one other child,” one insider defined.
“He has connections on the earth of polygamy and a buddy advised him Bonnie would serve his each want, whim and want.”
What do we all know concerning the newest addition?
Bonnie is a local of Utah (no big shock there) and, like so many different girls who find yourself in this sort of state of affairs, comes from her personal polygamous household.
She has 13 siblings, 9 of that are half-siblings; that is to say, they share the identical father, however have a special mom from Dwyer.
By all accounts, she’ll even be featured within the subsequent season of Sister Wives, which helps clarify partially why Kody determined to get hitched once more.
With followers complaining about boring, stale storylines… and with scores dropping over the previous handful of years… this system will now have a model new storyline on which to focus.
No phrase but from Kody nor Christine nor Meri nor Robyn simply but about Bonnie.
We’ve not obtained affirmation from TLC executives, both.
And we predict we all know why…
… as a result of APRIL FOOLS, everybody!
That is all only a joke and, so far as we all know, Kody has not really married a fifth sister spouse.
Did we idiot you? Do you now hate us? We’re very sorry, in that case.
If it makes you are feeling any higher, simply keep in mind that Kody in all probability will add one other partner sometime. So this wasn’t an entire fabrication!